Well at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator. :: Burn on that old crew! The only things they did better than us were suck and die! :: This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

about

We currently play Lord of the Rings Online on the Arkenstone server.

About Us:

First, read about our history.

We are very laid back, democratic, and generally casual about gaming. We try our best and like to win when it comes to PvP, but we aren’t what you’d call elitist. When we win, it is because of teamwork, patience, and experience, not because we demand amazing skill from our members.

That being said, we do require maturity and a willingness to learn, adapt, and in certain circumstances, take orders. In PvP this means we may ask for you to adjust your build or play style so that it fits with whatever team we’re running. This also extends to target calls, etc. We can’t be a team if we aren’t working towards the same ends. In PvE, it’s less about what your playing and more about how you play. If you’re constantly asking for help but refuse to help others, you’re not being mature. If you’re constantly pulling when no one is ready, you aren’t being mature. All we ask is that you be respectful and helpful, which is what we’ll give you in return…along with pancakes.

Maturity also applies outside the game. We do not under any circumstances condone bigotry. Racism, sexism, homophobia, or any other kind of discrimination is not tolerated. Joking, however, is another story. We all have senses of humor, and as long as the intention is clearly playful and not malicious, all is well.

Note:

I’m a snobby Literature major (very different from a creative writing major). Don’t let the dryness of my words offend you, most of the others are very moist people. That was my attempt at a joke, did you get it? I didn’t. Seriously, though, we’re much more fun than this treatise on digital social interaction makes us sound. Just ask Cupcakes; he’s a pig.